Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-15
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Day 13: A picture from last summer. 3-way is off. Sigh.
Last summer? I can’t even remember that far back. It’s been a brutal, long winter.
And this weekend’s three-way is off. The couple are both married, but not to each other, and would rather use their time together, well, together. Without me.
That’s fair enough. What’s the point of having a mind if you can’t change it?
Focus. Last Winter. Sorry. Summer.
Last summer, I went to my wife’s family’s place near the sea. We had a six-month old baby at the time.
I hate holidays.
There’s no nookie on these holidays at the best of times (and this wasn’t the best of times), and I remember now that I forgot to take my camera with me.
So there was no reason to get up early in the morning to go and take photos. So there was no reason to be sober. My wife wasn’t putting out, I didn’t really want to be there, so I suppose I wasn’t.
So I think I got to the coast, got pissed, and didn’t sober up until we left. I exaggerate slightly for effect.
I’m a real charmer, aren’t I?
Day 12: a Black and White pic
For my birthday that year, I paid somebody to take photos of me in the nude.
This is one from that shoot.
It was an interesting experience, and one I’d like to repeat.
If you’re in Joburg and you have a camera and an eye, who knows?
Day 11 – Post one of the oldest pictures you have in your Picture folders Day 11 – Post one of the oldest pictures you have in your Picture folders
This is from a holiday before I got married in Knysna.
I used the 300mm lens, so these canoeists are a long way down.
You can actually see their reflection in the water.
I like the way I composed this shot.
Threesome this weekend! ;-)
A couple I met online about 18 months ago has been in touch.
Turns out I was their first threesome experience, and they want to have another go with me.
I can’t wait. It’s scheduled for this Saturday.
I’ve had some pretty good blow jobs in my life. The two of them blew me together and kissed each other around my dick.
It was the most amazing feeling. I’ve never been close to an uncut dick before, and I was really intimidated by it. I think I’m going to see if I can at least give him a hand job this time round. I’m really looking forward to it.
The woman was really cute about it. At one point she had a dick in each of her hands.
What I’d REALLY like is to film it or at least photograph it. That would be hot!
Day 10: a photo you took at one time that you love
Actually, I found this photo:
New year, 2007, we were in a place called Smithfield visiting friends. We were on our way back from the coast.
My friend is a photographer. I was trying to photograph the sunset. He suggested a slow exposure with a flash to highlight the sunflower and throw the background out of focus.
I tried it and it worked really well.
It was my desktop picture for a long time…
Day 10: a picture you took at one time, that you love.
I’m sad to say I have no pictures that fit this description.
Actually, I took a photo with about a 30s exposure of the full moon over the Hartbeespoort dam.
But that was before I was married. I took it on film, and I have a print of it somewhere.
But I don’t have it available digitally.
So today: pass.
The Photo Challenge, for the record
Day 01 – A picture of yourself
Day 02 – A beach picture that you have taken
Day 03 – A picture of your street
Day 04 – A picture of where you went today
Day 05 – A picture from your morning
Day 06 – A picture that inspires you
Day 07 – Post a picture from a recent vacation
Day 08 – Post a picture from your commute
Day 09 – Take a picture today that showcases motion
Day 10 – A picture that you took at one time that you love
Day 11 – Post one of the oldest pictures you have in your Picture folders
Day 12 – A black and white photo
Day 13 – A picture from last summer
Day 14 – A picture taken with your cell phone
Day 15 – A picture that you edited
Day 16 – A picture of you more than 10 years ago
Day 17 – A picture of what you wore today
Day 18 – A picture of you and a best friend
Day 19 – A favorite picture of yours
Day 20 – Any picture that you want!
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-01
- @nayes1982 has got the most wonderful site up for writers. w website for writers! http://fb.me/DerGVGVW #
- I'm hornier than a two-headed rhino, thanks to some choice fantasies fueled by @jhbprincess. #
- @nayes1982 I LOVE the template and the hand-made logo! Gorgeous. and fanTASTic resources. Well done! http://bit.ly/8Yf3w4 #
- New blog entry: http://www.richedge.co.za . New whole blog, actually
# - http://stuffnoonetoldme.blogspot.com/ Amazing. Really funny and sweet. #
- RT @TsQuest: Another great article: 36 things every single girl should do – http://tinyurl.com/3xzl3kh (And I've done plenty!) #
- Blog's looking good, finally. I'm out all day tomoro. sweet dreams, tweeps! #
- @writingdirty I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel. That's all. I don't even think of you that often. in reply to writingdirty #
- Just finished my first bit of productive work today. More to follow. #
- RT @nayes1982: RT @ajventer: "If I'd asked my customers what they wanted, they'd have said a faster horse." ~ Henry Ford #
- RT @acidicice: There's that 2PM slump again *yawn* #
- RT @Alexa_DiCarlo: "The clitoris is simply a bundle of nerves: 8,000 nerve fibers, to be precise. " #
- I'm self-employed. Have been since 1994 Sometimes I just watn a job. Is that wrong? #
- I'm married. Have been since 2003. Sometimes I just want to get laid. Is that wrong? #
- RT @ShaveMistress: Spent 45mins masturbating. Sorry to say, I did not achieve . (sometimes, I'm glad I'm a guy) #
- @garsen I have a mancrush on you #
- @Akelaa I use Twittercounter for one of my corporate accounts. It's very useful. in reply to Akelaa #
- @Akelaa Tweetcounter gives me a weekly e-mail to track growth of followers on corporate twitter stream. as you say: nifty in reply to Akelaa #
- The trouble with shuffle on my iTunes is that it occasionally turns up a kiddies' song. #
- Making a mix of podcasts for my wife to listen to on her commute. Including Anal Sex education with Naive London Girl. One lives in hope #
- @Akelaa Going into the site now — long time since I nosed around there… #
- RT @sexgenderbody: RT @maymaym: Anti-porn is pro-censorship, even if they say they’re not http://ff.im/-ow0Wg #
- Now I need to go to the laundromat. It's such a 1980s thing to do/ Watch for my post later on http://www.richedge.co.za #washingmachinefucked #
- Christ it's fucking freezing in Joburg today. #
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